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{"type":"standard","title":"SKK Kotwica Kołobrzeg","displaytitle":"SKK Kotwica Kołobrzeg","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1785520","titles":{"canonical":"SKK_Kotwica_Kołobrzeg","normalized":"SKK Kotwica Kołobrzeg","display":"SKK Kotwica Kołobrzeg"},"pageid":19087215,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg_logo.png","width":292,"height":341},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg_logo.png","width":292,"height":341},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1065911776","tid":"d89b7b88-7655-11ec-adb2-8fcc0aa6effd","timestamp":"2022-01-15T22:52:42Z","description":"Basketball team in Kołobrzeg, Poland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:SKK_Kotwica_Ko%C5%82obrzeg"}},"extract":"Kotwica Kołobrzeg, for sponsorships reasons Energa Kotwica Kołobrzeg, is a Polish basketball team, based in Kołobrzeg.","extract_html":"
Kotwica Kołobrzeg, for sponsorships reasons Energa Kotwica Kołobrzeg, is a Polish basketball team, based in Kołobrzeg.
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Cerkawizna is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Radomsko, within Radomsko County, Łódź Voivodeship, in central Poland.
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